G-goobely-goo



Ah-h-h-hm




Ah Yeah



Now Check It Out




I Would Walk Into The Bathroom To Take A Crap



I Sit Down, And Then I Write Me A Toilet Stool Rap



Whether I'm Constipated Or Have Diarrhea



I Always Come Out With A Funky Fresh Idea



Even If You Don't Think It's Funky Fresh, And



To All The Little Kids I'm Makin A Good Impression



Cause A Lot Of My Hits Are Written On The John



I Hope My Legendary Style Of Rap Lives On



This's A Hidden Secret Where Classics Come From



Everybody Has Done It, Even My Man Run



Only In There I Am The King Of The Throne



Hey, Hey, You Know I Can't Be Alone



No Girls, No Guys, No Dogs, No Cats



No Parents, No Nieces, No Nephews, No Brats



That's The Only Way That I Can Get Privacy



And You Know Where I Write My Funky Fresh Rhymes Live, You See...




Me Sittin On A Toilet



Waitin For My Bowels To Move



I Got A Doodoo Rap



I Got A Doodoo...




Yo, Bust It



Let Me Tell You A Little Something Bout This Episode



It Was Four In The Morning, Chillin On My Commode



It Was Me, My Pad, And Pen, And My Bad Breath



All Of A Sudden I Came Up With Somethin That Was Real Def



I Was Thinkin, What A Real Beatbox Could Do



What If I Put A Hype Beat With The "p-pf 1-2"?



Then I Write Some Words, So I Really Can Use It



I Think I Would Name This One Make The Music



Like If I Was The Man That They Call Clark Kent



Cause I Go Into The Bathroom For Rhymes I Invent



Then I Come Out On Stage Like Superman



But Never Show The People My Masterplan



Instead Of Movin Towels, Or Movin Vowels



Only Think I'm Doin, Is Movin Bowels



A Tv In The Bathroom Just Might Spoil It



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