Now This May Sound Disgusting An' Like Very Gross



But It's Sure To Have Your Trippin'



So Y'all Listen Close



It's Not Bright As The Sun Or Sweet Like Sugar



But It's Rather On The Bug Tip And It's Called Pickin' Boogers



Now What I'm Emceein' Might Not Seem Kosher To You



But It's Still Somethin' We All Have To Do



So Go Up Your Nose With A Finger Or Two



And Pull Out One Or A Crusty Crew



Yo, Don't Try To Front Like It's So Gloomy And Gray



'Cause We All Pick Our Boogers Sometime Every Day



Whether Out In The Open Or On A Sneak Tip



With A Finger, Tissue, Or Even A Q-Tip



Take It From The Biz Markie Because I'm Jokin'



And Also, Remember This Slogan



"Hey, Ma, What's For Dinner?



Go Up Your Nose And Pick Yourself A Winner"



Pickin' Boogers



Pickin' Boogers



Let Me Tell You What Happened On The Train, Man



I Was Coolin' One Say With My Partner Kane



Headed Up To The Rooftop, Ridin' The D Train



When The Man Sittin' Next To Me Was So Profane



He'd Stick His Finger Up His Nose, Then Do A Drain



(You Should 'a Moved)



I Was Just About, But Al Of A Suddern, Homeboy Just Pulled Out



A Big, Green, Slimey - Naw, I'm Not Even Gonna Say It



But It Weighed A Good Pound If You Tried To Weigh It



He Sat There For A While With It In His Hand



So I Tried To Play Cool Like A Normal Man



So I Laid My Head Back To Catch A Quick Nap



All Of A Sudden He Plucked It Dead In My Lap



Now Kane Sat There Laughin' Like It Was All A Joke



But A Brother Like Biz Markie Had Almost Choked



So I Dug Up My Nose And Pulled Out About Five



And Plucked Every Last One Of Them Dead In His Eye



Then The Man Jumped Up And Said What's Wrong With You