Have You Ever Met A Girl That You Tried To Date
But A Year To Make Love She Wanted You To Wait
Let Me Tell Ya A Story Of My Situation
I Was Talkin' To This Girl From The U.S. Nation
The Way That I Met Her Was On Tour At A Concert
She Had Long Hair And A Short Miniskirt
I Just Got Onstage Drippin', Pourin' With Sweat
I Was Walkin' Through The Crowd And Gues Who I Met
I Whispered In Her Ear, "Come To The Picture Booth
So I Can Ask You Some Questions To See If You Are A Hundred Proof"
I Asked Her Her Name, She Said Blah-blah-blah
She Had 9/10 Pants And A Very Big Bra
I Took A Couple Of Flicks And She Was Enthused
I Said, "How Do You Like The Show?"
She Said, "I Was Very Amused"
I Started Throwin' Bass, She Started Throwin' Back Mid-range
But When I Sprung The Question, She Acted Kind Of Strange
Then When I Asked, "Do Ya Have A Man," She Tried To Pretend
She Said, "No I Don't, I Only Have A Friend"
Come On, I'm Not Even Goin' For It
This Is What I'm Goin' Sing

You, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
And You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
You, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
But You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
You, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
But You Say He's Just A Friend

So I Took Blah-blah's Word For It At This Time
I Thought Just Havin' A Friend Couldn't Be No Crime
'Cause I Have Friends And That's A Fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, And Jacq
Forget About That, Let's Go Into The Story
About A Girl Named Blah-blah-blah That Adored Me
So We Started Talkin', Getttin' Familiar
Spendin' A Lot Of Time So We Can Build Up
A Relationship Or Some Undderstanding
How It's Gonna Be In The Future We Was Plannin'
Everything Sounded So Dandy And Sweet
I Had No Idea I Was In For A Treat
After This Was Established, Everything Was Cool
The Tour Was Over And She Went Back To School
I Called Every Day To See How She Was Doin'
Everytime That I Ccalled Her It Seemed Somethin' Was Brewin'
I Called Her On My Dime, Picked Up, And Then I Called Again
I Said, "Yo, Who Was That?" "Oh, He's Just A Friend"
Don't Gimme That, Don't Ever Gimme That
Jus' Bust This

You, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
And You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
You, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
But You Say He's Just A Friend, Oh Baby
You, You Got What I Need But You Say He's Just A Friend
But You Say He's Just A Friend

So I Came To Her College On A Surprise Visit
To See My Girl That Was So Exquisite
It Was A School Day, I Knew She Was There
The First Semester Of The School Year
I Went To A Gate To Ask Where Was Her Dorm
This Guy Made Me Fill Out A Visitor's Form
He Told Me Where It Was And I As On My Way
To See My Baby Doll, I Was Happy To Say
I Arrrived In Front Of The Dormitory
Yo, Could You Tell Me Where Is Door Three?
They Showed Me Where It Was For The Moment
I Didn't Know I Was In For Such An Event
So I Came To Her Room And Opened The Door
Oh, Snap! Guess What I Saw?
A Fella Tongue-kissin' My Girl In The Mouth,
I Was So In Shock My Heart Went Down South
So Please Listen To The Message That I Say
Don't Ever Talk To A Girl Who Says She Just Has A Friend