“calmly, Like A Razor
I Got Us On The Door,”
Or “i Got A Tape Of 'clerks'
Someone Left The Night Before.”

So I Go Over Later,
You're Sitting In That Chair
Smoking On Your Cigarette
Fingering You Hair

So I Get Drunk And Stoned,
Every Time You Come Around.

Twenty-nine And Aimless
You Bartend Down On Fourth
Your Parents Pay Insurance
And The Parson's Audit Course

Over-schooled And Uninspired
A Trust Fund Up Your Nose
All That Wasted Talent But, Uh
Ain't That How It Always Goes?

So I Get Drunk And Stoned,
Every Time You Come Around.
Yeah, Yeah Yeah

So Long Alison Foley
So Long, Bye-bye

(come Up Higher, Take A Step Higher)
Sometimes You Understand
The Reasons How You Went Astray
But Least Of All The Answer,
That It Hurts To Watch You Waste Away.

So I Get Drunk And Stoned,
Every Time You Come Around.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.