Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson

He's Got Jimmy Saville's Haircut So How'd He Get A Lovely Girlfriend

He Tried So Many Players For The Holland Game

Yeah How'd He Forget Collymore, They Say He's Insane

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson

He's A Lovely Geezer But Don't Forget That He's From Sweden



Up Front There's Michael Owen And Heskey That's His Pal

We Should Shave Off Seaman's Moustache And Cut His Ponytail

Seaman Seaman Seaman

Your Hair's In A Right Old State

All You Need Is A Mark One Escort And A Sovereign Ring, Mate

What A Wally David Looks His Hair Will Have To Go

'Cos He's A Cross Between Burt Reynolds

And Peter Stringfellow



Seaman Seaman Seaman

Your Hair Is In A Right Old State

All You Need Is A Ford Cortina And Some Furry Dice, Mate

You Could Try Beckham's Mohican

Now That's A Lovely Cut

Or Even Dye It Ginger

Like Those Scrolls On Nicky's Butt



Hey Dave Bring On The Germans

Another Mighty Clash

Have A Word With Rudi Völler

See Who's Got The Biggest 'tache

Rudi Rudi Rudi Rudi Völler

Vorsprung Durch Technik Or Something Or Other



Little Michael Owen He Put Three Past Ollie Kahn

He Must Have Cried His Eyes Out Down The Autobahn

Ollie Ollie Ollie Oliver Kahn

Eins Zwei Drei Vier Funf That's Five In German

Steven Gerrard Crossed The German Line

Winston Churchill Would Be Proud As He Put Up The Victory Sign

Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Gerrard

He Must Be Our Man Because He Is Well-hard

We Could Play That Jordan With Her Jelly Bags

When We Win The World-cup

She'll Get Them Out For The Lads



Sven Sven Sven's Got Her In His Squad

He's Even Brought Back Nobby Styles, Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters And Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd? Yeah Well Gordon Banks Doesn't Exactly Rhyme With Squad Does It

Can't Say That It Does...



Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson

He's A Lovely Geezer But Don'