Intro:

In Di Time Of Need And Lonlieness

A 1 Ting Di Woman Dem Want (wha Dem Want)

Di Gal Dem Need, Di Gal Dem Want,

Di Gal Dem Need A Friend (dem Need A Buddy)

In Di Time Of Need And Lonlieness

A 1 Ting Di Woman Dem Waaant (wha Dem Want)

Di Gal Dem Need, Di Gal Dem Want,

So Mi Introduce Mi Self



Verse 1(J):

My Name Is Dick I Got A Girl

Who Has A Cat

Always Laying On Her Lap

Sometimes She Purrs When Im Petting Her

My God She Loves When I Play With Her Fur

But My Girl She Has A Fiend Named Lynette

Love Me From The First Day We Met

She Tek A Set Now I Regret

Cause I Never Enjoyed Playing With Her Pet

Somting Was Wrong She Hold Out A Elastic Band So I Didn't Stay Too Long She Didn't Have A Clue

Know What To Do They Don't Know What It Takes To Get Way Your Blue Cause



Chorus:

They Dont Know Dick Like You Know Dick

Dick Is Your Dearest Friend They Dont Hug Him

When He's In Bed Kiss Him And Play With His Head

They Don't Know Dick Like You Know Dick

Dick Is Your Dearest Friend They Don't Hug Him

When He's In Bed Kiss Him And Play With His Head



Verse 2 Bennie:

My Name Is John Di Gals Dem Buddy

Tru Nuff Woman I Give Di Wickedest Slam A.K.A.

Magic Juan Ding Dong Me Love B Every Woman

Hear It Like A Chimp I Am A Pimp Gals Waan Blow

Me Dick Like Di Good Year Blimp Tru Me No Wimp

And She A Nymph Me Haffi Stand Up And Wuk Till Metired And Limp

Di Odda Gal A Par Inna Mi Car She Want War Wah Eat Mi Nuts From Out A Di Jar Mi Tell Her Stay Far From Mi Sigar Sh Wah Push Me And A Push Till Mi Just Pic Pon Her Cause



Chorus 2:

They Don't Know John Like You Know John

Original Badman Girl You Know Him From Him A Little Youth Now Him Big A Wear Rough Rider Suit

They Don't Know John Like You Know John

Original Badman Girl You Know Him From Him A Little Youth Now Him Big A Wear Rough Rider Suit



Verse 3:

Well Mr. John And Mr.dick The Girls Luv Them

Thats Why Dem Cant Sleep At Night Woman A Bug Dem