Can't You Hear Those Cavalry Drums?
Hijacking Your Equilibrium
Midnight Hags In The Mausoleum
Where The Pixilated Doctors Moan


Carnivores In The Kowloon Night
Breathin' Freon By The Candlelight
Coquettes B*tch-slap You So Polite
'til You Thank Them For The Tea And Sympathy


I Wanna Defy The Logic Of All Sex Laws
Let The Handcuffs Slip Off Your Wrists
I'll Let You Be My Chaperone At The Halfway Home
I'm A Full-grown Man But I'm Not Afraid To Cry


Neptune's Lips Taste Like Fermented Wine
Perfumed Blokes On The Ginza Line
Runnin' Buck Wild Like A Concubine
Whose Mother Never Held Her Hand


Brief Encounters In Mercedes Benz
Wearin' Hepatitis Contact Lens
Bed And Breakfast Getaway Weekends
With Sports Illustrated Moms


I Wanna Defy The Logic Of All Sex Laws
Let The Handcuffs Slip Off Your Wrists
I'll Let You Be My Chaperone At The Halfway Home
I'm A Full-grown Man But I'm Not Afraid To Cry