Big Pain Burnin' Now

Givin' Me A Cow

What You Seem To Be Saying

Is You're Patiently Waiting

Like An Ashtray For The Butt



Well I'm Puttin' It Down

When You're Not Picking It Up

When I'm Puttin' It Down

But You Treat Me Like A Clown

And I Don't Want To Be Funny



Fat Chance Glued To The Wall

Like A Centerfold

Of An Old Cannonball

Will You Put Me Inside

Your Tv Tonight

Cos You're Treatin' Me Like A Rerun



Well I'm Puttin' It Down

But You're Not Pickin' It Up

Well I'm Puttin' It Down

But You Treat Me Like A Clown

And I Don't Want To Be Funny

No No No No No



So What

I Lost My Job At The Hut

My Ass Got Cut

But I'll Be Better At Kissin'

When My Teeth Are All Missin'

And The Silverware's Burnt

And I'm Eatin' With My Fingers



And I'm Puttin' It Down

And You're Not Pickin' It Up

Well I'm Puttin It Down

But You Treat Me Like A Clown

And I Don't Want To Be Funny

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah