Stereopathetic Soulmanure Version



I Thought I Heard A Chainsaw

Rather Late Last Night

I Woke This Morning

And I Knew I Was Right



I Got The Cut-in-half Blues

The Cut-in-half Blues

Well The Last Thing I Saw Was The Big Long Saw

I Got The Cut-in-half Blues



I Knew We Were In Trouble

I Knew She Lost Her Head

When She Started Bringin' All Those Power Tools To Bed



I Got The Cut-in-half Blues

The Cut-in-half Blues

Well The Last Thing I Saw Was The Big Long Saw

I Got The Cut-in-half Blues



I'm Laying In My Grave

All I Do Is Grunt

'Cause The Undertaker Got All Mixed Up

And Put My Ass In The Front



I Got The Cut-in-half Blues

The Cut-in-half Blues

Well The Last Thing I Saw Was The Big Long Saw

I Got The Cut-in-half Blues

[sneeze]



Fresh Meat And Old Slabs Version



Some Folks Get Their Kicks Stepping On Ants

Some Folks Fall For Love And Romance

Some Like To Roll In The Mud And Laugh

My Baby Just Likes To Cut People In Half



I Got The Cut In Half Blues

Yeah The Cut In Half Blues

Well The Last Thing I Saw Was A Big Long Saw

I Got The Cut In Half Blues



Well I Thought I Heard A Chainsaw

Revving Late Last Night

I Woke The Next Morning Cut In Two

And I Knew That I Was Right



I Got The Cut In Half Blues

Yeah The Cut In Half Blues

Well The Last Thing I Saw Was A Big Long Saw

I Got The Cut In Half Blues



I Knew We Were In Trouble

And We... She'd Lost Her Head

When She Started Bringing

All Those Power Tools To Bed

I Got The Cut In Half Blues

Yeah The Cut In Half Blues

Well The Last Thing I Saw Was A Big Long Saw

I Got The Cut In Half Blues