Yes, Yes, Y'all - You Don't Stop



You Keep It On - And Shockin' The Place



Well I'm M.C.A. - I Got Nothing To Prove



Pay Attention - My Intention Is To Bust A Move



I Drink Quarts And Cans And Bottles And Sixes



Between The Turntables Keep The Vodka And The Mixes



I'm Mike D. - I Got The Deuces Wild



A List Of Girlies Numbers That I've Dialed



I Do The Smurf, The Popeye, And The Jerry Lewis



I Like Bullwinkle But I Don't Like Moose



I'm Schoolin' In The Boys' Room - Coolin' By The Locker



All The Girls In Class Know That I'm The Cool Rocker



Punk In The Hall - Man I Should Of Oughtta Hit Him



Had The Fresh Rhymes And The Kid Cold Bite 'em



Smokin' In The Boys Room Is What I Do Best



While You Were At A Party - Your Girlfriend Fessed



I Keep A Pistol In My Pocket So You Better Be Cautious



Fly Around The World - But It Makes Me Nauseous



Mike D.'s Day Off Everyday Of The Week



I Got To The Party - And I Did The Freak



I Got A Girl In The Castle And One In The Pagoda



You Know I Got Rhymes Like Abe Vigoda



I'm A Def Manhattan Killer - A Rhyme Driller



A Mike In My Hand And A Mouth Full Of Miller



I Got A Hat Not A Visor - I Drink Budweiser



The Turntables - Up On The Drum Riser



The Needle's In The Groove And The Vinyl's On The Platter



I Know That I'm Fly Man There's No Need To Flatter



I Travel Around The Globe - It's Keeping Girlies Dizzy



My Name's Mike D. - Now Watch Me Get Busy Y'all




You're A Fake Wearin' Sucker Whose Gold Got Rusted



Cheaper Than A Hot Do With No Mustard



You Tried To Steal My Fresh And You Got Cold Busted



Because Your Crew's All Soft And I'm Disgusted



I'm From Downtown The City Of Manhattan