First Thing First, I′m A White Chick (Wait, What?)
The Whole World Was Confused When They Learned This (She's Not Black?)
And I Sound Just Like Nicki Minaj If She Swallowed DownTestosterone Pills Mixed With Hot Sauce (True!)

If You Wanna Get Rap Famous (heh!)
Act Dirty South And Say Heh Like This (heh!)
Parody A Movie Like Clueless
And Then Shake Your Abnormally Large-for-white Girl Hips

You A Fake, Give Nicki Her Goddamn Style Back!
You Look Like Gwen Stefani Had Sex With Riff Raff!
You Be Trippin′, Got That Hood Swag
You're From Australia! Stop Acting Black!

No One Knows Me, Just Some Random Chick
They Found On The Street To Sing This Obnoxious Chorus
My Name's Charli, No I Am Not Lorde
We Just Look The Same
I′m A Huge Fan Of Royals! (I Am Not Lorde!)

I Said Make A Music Vid Based On The Film Clueless
It′s The Most Time I've Spent In School, The Truth Is
I Am Half Retarded, High School I Departed
That′s Why My Tweets Are Ignorant And Racist Garbage

If You're Asian, Fix Your Weird Eyes
Mexicans Are Dirty And Wide
And I Swear I Meant That There So Much
I′m Gonna Tweet Two More Times

If You Don't Speak English, Eat Shit
Black People Get Arrested
Speaking Of Which
I Look Like Marlon Wayans From The Flick White Chicks

Now Tell Me Who Dat, Who Dat
That Is Half And Half
From The Waist Up I Am White, But From The Ass Down I′m Black

I Be That I-C-C-Y, Wrote It With A Crayon
I Can't Spell Because My IQ Is Negative Ten

Just Like Iggy, I'm Stupid Also
Think There′s A Highway From LA To Tokyo

There′s An Ocean!
Can You Drive On It?
You Must Be Joking!
This Is Why They Tell Kids To Go To College!

Who-who-who-who Dat? Who Dat?
I-G-G-Y, That Is Your Name, Spell That!
I-E-G-I?
No! Spell That, Spell That!
H-R-T-5?
Noooooooo Oh Oh Oh!

Who-who-who-who Dat? Who Dat?
Albert Einstein!
Who Dat? Who Dat?
You're Kidding Me Right?

Who-who-who-who Dat? Who Dat?
I Told You Three Times!
How The Hell Are You So Goddamn Slow?