If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You A House (I Would Buy You A House)

If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You Furniture For Your House (maybe A Nice Chesterfield Or An Ottoman)

If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You A K-car (a Nice Reliant Automobile)

If I Had A 1,000,000, I'd Buy Your Love



If I Had A 1,000,000

I'd Build A Treefort In Our Yard

If I Had A 1,000,000

You Could Help It Wouldn't Be That Hard

If I Had A 1,000,000

Maybe We Could Put A Little Tiny Fridge In There Somewhere



If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You A Fur Coat( But Not A Real Fur Coat That's Cruel)

If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You An Exotic Pet (like A Llama Or An Emu)

If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You John Merrick's Remains (Oooh All Them Crazy Elephant Bones)

If I Had A 1,000,000 I'd Buy Your Love



If I Had A 1,000,000

We Wouldn't Have To Walk To The Store

If I Had A 1,000,000

We'd Take A Limousine Cause It Costs More

If I Had A 1,000,000 We Wouldn't Have To Eat Kraft Dinner



(But We Would Eat Kraft Dinner.

Of Course We Would! We'd Just Eat More...

And Buy Really Expensive Ketchups...like...Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)



If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You A Green Dress ( But Not A Real Green Dress That's Cruel)

If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You Some Art (A Picasso Or A Garfunkel)

If I Had A 1,000,000 (If I Had A 1,000,000)

I'd Buy You A Monkey (haven't You Always Wanted A Monkey?)

If I Had A 1,000,000

If I Had A 1,000,000

If I Had A 1,000,000

If I Had A 1,000,000...I'd Be RICH!