Isn't It Rich,
Aren't We A Pair
Me Here At Last On The Ground,
You In Mid-air
Send In The Clowns
Isn't It Bliss,
Don't You Approve
One Who Keeps Tearing Around,
One Who Can't Move
Where Are The Clowns?
Send In The Clowns

Just When I Stopped Opening Doors
Finally Knowing The One That I Wanted Was Yours
Making My Entrance Again With My Usual Flair
Sure Of My Lines - No One Is There

Don't You Love Farce,
My Fault I Fear
I Thought That You'd Want What I Want,
Sorry My Dear
But Where Are The Clowns
There Ought To Be Clowns
Quick Send In The Clowns

What A Surprise,
Who Could Foresee?
I've Come To Feel About You What You Felt About Me
Why Only Now When I See That You've Drifted Away
What A Surprise, What A Cliché

Isn't It Rich, Isn't It Queer
Losing My Timing This Late In My Career
And Where Are The Clowns
Quick Send In The Clowns
Don't Bother They're Here.