When I Die, Call This Number

Unencumber Yourself From The Details

The Whole Thing's Bought And Paid For

The Box, The Viewing And One More Ride



Bought A Plot By Some Azaleas

They Never Fail To Impress In The Brochure

See Me Off At Sunset

I Hope It's Glorious Outside



I Am Thinking In Ways

That I Never Have Before

I Am Counting The Days

That I Never Have Before



Of Course The Breakfast Will Be Dinner

Your Choice Of A Couple Of Entrees

You'll Meet Some Real Characters

Some Even I Haven't Seen In A While



I Am Thinking In Ways

I Never Have Before

I Am Counting The Days

That I Never Have Before



I Need You To Distribute

Everything That I Have Written Down Here

They Are Bits And Pieces

Of All Who Made Me What I Am



Drink A Few, Get To Know Them

Don't Forget To Tip Your Waitress

Through Them You'll Know Me Better

And Life Is Really Worth A Damn



I Am Thinking In Ways

I Never Have Before

I Am Counting The Days

That I Never Have Before