He's The Latest Super Hero With Powers So Profound

He Can Leap A Dotted Line In Just A Single Bound

I Know You Must Have Seen Him In Books And Magazines

He's The Quintessential, Mindless, Modern Epicene

His Life Is Meaningful Because He Get Things Done

(bang Bang) He's Dead

Chalk Up Another Triumph For Our Hero

The Automatic Man



It's True You Must Have Met Him

He's Your Best Friend And Your Foe

His Opinions Are Determined By The Status Quo

A True Creature Of Habit

He Smokes Three Packs A Day

When He Has An Original Thought

He Forgets It Right Away



He's A Paradigm Of Carefree Living

He's Our Mentor Disturb Him If You Can

He's The Answer If Your Peace Of Mind Is Lacking

He's Our Savior

He Is The Common Man



So If You Are Troubled By The Daily Bump And Grind

Then Take A Careful Look Around

And Brother You Will Find...

The Automatic Man