Hey Mom, Why Didn't You Tell Me?
Why Didn't You Teach Me A Thing Or Two?
You Just Let Me Go, Out Into The World,
You Never Thought To Share What You Knew.

(Chorus):
So I Walked Under A Bus,
I Got Hit By A Train,
Keep Fallin' In Love,
Which Is Kind Of The Same,
I've Sunk Out At Sea, Crashed My Car, Gone Insane,
And It Felt So Good, I Wanna Do It Again.

Hey Mom, Why Didn't You Warn Me?
'Cause About Boys There's Something I Should Have Known,
They're Like Chocolate Cake, Like Cigarettes,
I Know They're Bad For Me But I Just Can't Leave 'em Alone.

(Repeat Chorus)

Hey Mom, Since We're Talkin',
What Was It Like When You Were Young?
Has The World Changed Or Is Still The Same?
A Man Can Kill And Still Be The Sweetest Fun.

(Repeat Chorus)