I Was Walkin' Down Around Venice Way
Los Angeles
Oh Big California
A Man Came Up To Me
About 40, Gay
I Say
"Go Away...OK...No Way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! Etc.
I Was Ridin' Wave
Around Malibu Beach
A Guy Came Up To Me
He Was Lookin' Like A Leech
He Said "Hey, Sonny Boy, Can I Eat You Peach?"
I Say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I Don't Know What I'm Goin' To Do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! Etc.

I Was Ridin' My Cruiser In West Hollywood
A Girl Came Up To Me And She Was Lookin' Mighty Good...
I Was Eating Quaaludes Like Butthole Surfers Should
She Left Me There Where I Stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! Etc.

HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT