Ernie: Bert? Hey, Bert? Bert?

Bert: Ernie, What Is It? I'm Trying To Sleep.

Ernie: Hey, Bert, Did You Ever Think About All The Things You Like?

Bert: Well Sure, Ernie, But Not Now, Huh?

Ernie: Yeah But, Just Tell Me Something You Like, Bert.

Bert: Ernie, I'm Trying To Sleep.

Ernie: Oh Come On, Bert, Just One. Just Name One Thing That You Like Okay? Name Just One.

Bert: Alright, Ernie, I'll Try.

SUNG:

I Like Paper Clips

Ernie: Paper Clips?

Bert: Paper Clips!
I Like Bottle Caps

Ernie: Bottle Caps

Bert: Bottle Caps!
I Love Pigeons, Yeah

Ernie: Pigeons?

Bert: Love Pigeons, Oh, Yes I Do

Ernie: Well, Bert, You Know
I Don't Really Like Any Of Those Things
But I Like You

Bert: Aw, Ernie

Ernie: I Like Playing Jokes

Bert: Playing Jokes.

Ernie: Playing Jokes!
Love My Rubber Duck

Bert: Rubber Duck.

Ernie: Rubber Duckie!

Ernie: I Like Bubble Gum

Bert: Bubble Gum.

Ernie: Bubble Gum! Yes I Do

Bert: Well Now, Ernie
I'm Not Crazy 'bout Any Of Those Things
But I Like You

Ernie: I Like To Lie Awake
In Bed At Night And Talk To You

Bert: Yeah, I Know
I Like To Say Goodnight And Go To Sleep

Ernie: I Like To Go And See The Big Hippopotamus In The Zoo

Bert: Hey, Ernie, You Know What?

Ernie: What, Bert?

Bert: I Like That, Too!

Ernie: I Like Jelly Beans

Bert: Jelly Beans?

Ernie: Jelly Beans!

Bert: I Like Lentil Soup

Ernie: Lentil Soup?

Bert: Yeah!
I Like A Marching Band

Ernie: I Like A Music Box

Both: Yes I Do

Ernie: But Though I Don't Always Like Everything

Bert: That I Like

Both: Still I Like You

Bert: Though I'm Not Too Crazy About Your Rubber Duckie

Ernie: Though I Don't Love Pigeons

Both: Still We're Awfully Lucky
'Cause I Like You