(N.W.A. Talking About Brigette)



There Once Was A Girl I Knew Named Bridgette



She Asked Me Was My Dick A Grown Man Or A Midgette



Of Course I Had To Show Her All My Balls, Ring Ding-aling



I Whipped Out My Whopper But We Wasn't At Burger King



Nuthin' More Said, She Grabbed It Like A Vice Grip



And As The D.O.C. Do You Mind If I Nibble This? No.



I Took Her To The Back Of The Studio



And, She Ate Up On The Doc Like A Cheerio



I Told The Bitch Yo Please Don't Bite Me



Then She Made Me Scream When She Grabbed The Balls Tightly



So I Slapped The Bitch For Goin' Out Like A Sucka



My Dick Was In Her Mouth So She Bit The Motherfucka



To Make Her Stop I Pulled Up On Her Extensions



And Left Jimmy Standin' At Attention



The Look In My Eyes Said "Bitch You Are Gonner"



Now I Think Back To The Day I Should A Peed On Her



Bridgette, Bridgette, Was A Girl That I Knew, But,



Bridgette Was A Dumb Ho, Bridgette Was A Dumb Ho



Bridgette, Bridgette, Was A Girl That I Screwed, But,



Bridgette Was A Dumb Ho, Bridgette Was A Dumb Ho



So Ya Know Bridgette Called Me The Next Day



Just To Apologize So I Said OK



She Claims She Wants To Make It Up To The D.O.C.



And Ya Know I'm Still Out To Get The Pussy



Tried To Be Nice Cause I Didn't Want To Dis Her



Passed Mickey D's And Went To The Sizzler



Ordered The Food She Started Rubbin' On My Knees



Then I Could Tell That She Wanted To Fuck Me



She Said Lets Get Dinner And I Had A Fit



At Ten Dollars A Plate I Said Fuck That Shit



Yo, That's The Main Reason Our Relationship Was For Me



Why, Cause Bridgette Was Too Fuckin' Horny



She Said Please Excuse Me For A Minute



To Powder My Nose I Said Yeah I'm With It



She Took A Long Time The Food Came And I'm Chewin'