Do Not Think It Hurts Me Bad

It Doesn't Hurt Me None

It Does Not Mean Anything

I'm Fondling This Gun

And I Don't Hurt That Bad

And I Don't Miss You

I Don't Eat Alone

Wishing I Was Eating With Two

It's Like A Sad Movie

They Always Get High Ratings



In Fact I Feel Like Celebrating

I Feel Like Celebrating



And Do Not Think I Ever Thought That

This Would Really Work

It Was Just Sort Of A Casual Thing

Like Trying On A Shirt

I Don't Sit Home Slone And Stare

At Your Picture Wishing That

You Were Still There

I Never Get Lonely

In Fact I'm Probably Masturbating



In Fact I Feel Like Celebrating

I Feel Like Celebrating



Oh Goody! Oh Joy!

I'm Finally Free

I No Longer Have To Sit Through

Your Mother's Casserole Recipes

Oh Joy! Glee!

I'm Finally Free