JEFF: Yo Yo Hey Man Ain't You Guys Um Plug One? Plug Two?



Potholes In My Lawn? You're Those Weird Guys De La Soul Right?



DOVE: Yeah What's Up Little Man How You Feeling I'm Dove How You



Feeling.



POS: Yo What's Up Man My Name Is Pos.



MASE: What's Up I'm Mase. Yo Shorty What's Your Name?



JEFF: Oh My Name? Jeff. You Guys Are Walking? Now Rappers Ain't



Supposed To Walk.



POS: Sorry Little Man, But You Know...



JEFF: Jeff. I Told You, My Name Is Jeff. If You Guys Are Rappers,



Where's Your Dukey Gold Chains? Y'all Don't Have No Dukey Gold Chains.



MASE: We Don't Wear Gold Chains, We'd Rather Spend Our Money On



More Important Things Like, Women, Necessities...



DE LA SOUL: And Video Games!



JEFF: Y'all Are Crazy. No Chains, Dag. Okay, Where's Your BMW?



You're Not Supposed To Walk. Where's Your Jeeps, Your Maximas?



DOVE: Maximas? Yo, Maxin' Would Break My Flow. And With The Cause Of



Gas, Jeff Man, I'd Rather Take The Transit That's Mass.



JEFF: What You Say? You Are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't You Know You



Can't Be Def If You Don't Have No Gold? Or A Car, Man? What's Up?



MASE: Who Told You That?



JEFF: Everybody Who's Def Has Gold, Cars, Money, Girls, Clothes...



MASE: Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute, Shorty, You're Buggin'. Do You



Like



Plug Tunin' And



Potholes?



JEFF: Yeah That Song's Def.



POS: But We Don't Wear No Gold Chains, Nor Do We Ride BMW's And



Maxes Or Jeeps, Yet You Still Think Our Music Is Def, Right? Wait A



Minute. Did I Say 'def'?



DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH!



JEFF: What?



POS: Nothing, Nothing. It's Just That We Don't Deal With All That



Materialistic Stuff, But We Still Got What It Takes To