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I Was Born To Be Cheap, Cheap
A Child No Mother Could Keep, Cheap
As Sure As There's Trash
I Was Born To Be Cheap.

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I Was Born To Never Do What I'm Told
I Was To Be Shallow, Wasn't Born To Be Deep
Of All The Things I Was To Be Cheap.

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I Was Born To Be Cheap, Cheap
A Child No Mother Could Keep, Cheap
As Sure As There's Trash
I Was Born To Be Cheap.

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No One Can Accuse Me Of Having A Heart
I Was Born To Fast
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I Was Born To Be Cheap, Cheap
As I'm Walking Down The Street, Cheap
I'm Always Too Much
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I Was Born To Never Do What I'm Told
I Was To Be Shallow, Wasn't Born To Be Deep
Of All The Things I Was To Be Cheap.

I'm Cheap
I Was Born To Be Cheap, Cheap
A Child No Mother Could Keep, Cheap
As I'm Walking Down The Street, Cheap
I've Always Wanted To Be Cheap
I Was Born To Be Cheap