FANNY & CHORUS
Smooth The Sofa, Plump The Pillows
Dump The Ashtrays, Oh This Dress
Look At Me I Am Shaking All Over,
Shaking All Over
I'm A Mess
Waiting Wondering What I'll Be Thinking
When He Comes Walking Through That Door

What'll Come Walking Through That Door
A Man I Never Saw In My Life Before
Oh,
I Am So Nervous
I Got A Blind Date Waiting To Call On Me (any Minute Now)
I Got A Blind Date What Am I Gonna See (any Minute Now)
Right Over There's The Doorway, He Will Be Walking Through
Will He Be Six Foot Eight Or Maybe Four Foot Two (it Could Happen)

I Got A Blind Date Waiting To Come Around (any Minute Now)
Oy But I'm Nervous Listen To My Heart Pound
Why Do I Need This Headache, Single Is Not A Crime
I Got A Blind Date
An With My Luck He'll Be On Time

I Got A Girlfriend Shirley, Who Says Why Not (she's An Idiot)
This Guy Is A Friend From A Friend Of A Friend She Got (hello, How Do You Do
What An Idiot)
One Thing I Know Is Shirley Ain't Sitting On No Shelf
If He Was Such A Vow She'd Keep Him For Herself (it's Only Natural)
She Says She Is He's Nice And He Deals In Stocks (sounds Good, But She's An
Idiot)
I'll Bet A Buck He Looks Like Month-old Lox (also And Idiot)
What Do I Need From Shirley Her And Her Fifty Cup
I Got A Blind Date And I'm Praying He Stands Me Up

Wait Wait, What Am I Praying He Stands Me Up, I'll Stand Him Up. I Smell A Rat
Anyway. Umm. I'm Gonna Hide Under The Bed, He'll Never See Me, He'll Walk In And Look
Around, I Wouldn't Be There, He'll Go Away And That's The End Of That.
Perrfect!
Now You Keep Quiet, Not A Word You Hear
You Didn't See A Thing
Oeps There He Is!
Now Quiet Everybody Sssh Quiet!

Blind Date: Rosalie?!
Rosalie: Oi, Oi, Oi
Blind Date: Rosalie?! That's Odd She Doesn't Seem To Be Here
Rosalie: Smart, Smart!
Blind Date: I've Been Stood Up, It's News
Rosalie: Well It's Better Than Put Down
Blind Date: This Has Never Happened Before
Rosalie: What And Ego!
Blind Date: Rosalie?!
Rosalie: Sh, Sh, Sh!
Rosalie: It Worked, It Worked!
He Never Saw Me. Boy Am I Lucky I Didn't See Him Neither,
But I Can Just Imagine What A Lox That One Was.

Rosalie: I Got It Right Her Shirley Was Playing Tricks
Voice: No, No, That's Wrong, You Got It Wrong
Rosalie: Wait, Wait, What That's Not Right?
Voice: No, He Was Gorgeous He Looked Like Rudolph
Rosalie: Rudolph Who?
Voice: Rudolph Valentino
Rosalie: Get Away
Voice: Yeah, The Sheik From Arabia
Rosalie: Not The Phantom From The Opera?
Voice: Uh, Uh
Rosalie: The Sheik From Where?
Voice: The Sheik From Arabia
Rosalie: Get Away
Voice: That's Right
Rosalie: Wait A Minute Is This Person Kidding Me Around Here?
Voice: No, No Absolutely
Rosalie: Get Away
Rosalie: Well That's What Happened I Let Him Get Away

What Do I'll Do Now Maybe Become A Nun (That's Impossible)
I'm Calling Shirley Maybe She'll Bring A Gun
Please Shirley, Even If He's Lon Chaney Fat, Bald Or Short Or Tall
Having A Blind Date Is Better Than Having
No Date, At No Time With No One At All.
Wait A Minute Maybe I Spoke Too Soon
Shirley Get Me Out Of Here!
Oh This One Is Cute.