I Was Home Entertaining Guests
I Fell Off The Chair And Cracked Open My Head
Bees Flew Out And They Flew Up Their Skirts 'cause They Wanted To Travel The World

I Was Home Entertaining Guests
I Fell Off The Chair And Cracked Open My Head
Bees Flew Out And They Flew Up Their Skirts 'cause They Wanted To Travel The World
But I Keep It Upstairs

Keep It Upstairs For The Grand Finale
I Keep It Upstairs

Gonna Be A Blank Slate, Gonna Wear A White Cape
But I Keep It Upstairs

Gonna Jump Out Of A Cake With My Heart On A String
Keep It Upstairs
Keep It Upstairs
Keep It Upstairs

I Go Out Looking In Parked Cars
For Somebody Famous To Kidnap And Love
Beat Off The Army With A Tennis Racket

I Go Out Looking In Parked Cars
For Somebody Famous To Kidnap And Love
Beat Off The Army With A Tennis Racket
That's My Whole Plan
But I Keep It Upstairs

Keep It Upstairs For The Grand Finale
I Keep It Upstairs

Gonna Be A Blank Slate, Gonna Wear A White Cape
But I Keep It Upstairs

Gonna Tackle Young Girls Off Their Beautiful Bikes
But I Keep It Upstairs
Keep It Upstairs
Keep It Upstairs

Oh No, I Thought I'd Be By Now
My Head Is A Buzzing Three-star Hotel, Oh No
Oh No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No
But I Keep It Upstairs

Keep It Upstairs For The Grand Finale
I Keep It Upstairs

Gonna Be A Blank Slate, Gonna Wear A White Cape
But I Keep It Upstairs

Gonna Jump Out Of A Cake With My Heart On A String
Keep It Upstairs
Keep It Upstairs
Keep It Upstairs

Oh No, I Thought I'd Be By Now
My Head Is A Buzzing Three-star Hotel, Oh No
Oh No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No
Nowhere Did I Thought I'd Be By Now
My Head Is A Buzzing Three-star Hotel, Oh No
Oh No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No