I Find It Hard To Talk

With A Black Ball In My Mouth

Impossible To Fart

With A Carrot Up My Ass

My Neighbours Think I'm Weird

I Do Agree

Whatever Turns Your Crank

Are You Into Bizarre Novelties?

I Find It Hard To Walk

With My Thumbs Screwed Into The Floor

I Travel To Strange Places

When Left Alone To Explore



My Neighbours Think I'm Sick

I Do Agree

Do Not Try This At Home

Unless You're Into Bizarre Novelties