Bitch, I'm Here To Tell You I Lied
When I Seen That Thick-ass It Was Over
Nothin Else Mattered, I Ain't Even Care
I Pulled The Rubber Off When I Stuck It Up In There Too

Bitch, I Lied To You, This Ain't My Home
Kicked In The Back Door And Now We're Alone
I Stole The Car That I Picked You Up In
Plus Me And Your Girl Have Been Fuckin

Bitch, I Lied, Everything I Said To You
All Steps To Land In Your Bed With You
My Watch Is Fake, This Ain't My Coat
And I Sent You Letters That My Brother Wrote For Me

Bitch, I Lied, Everytime I Left Town
I Really Stayed Right Here At Home
Dickin Hoes Down, Every Penny That You Helped My Mom
With Went Straight To The Asian Spa, Bitch

[chorus]
Hey Look, I Lied And I'm Happy For It
Look How You Turned Out To Be
You're No Prize, No Prize
Hey Look, I Lied And I'm Happy For It
Look How You Turned Out To Be
You're No Prize, Girl, No Prize

Bitch, I Lied, I Didn't Buy You That
I Stole You That, And Then I Stole It Back
It Ain't No Mr. Right Without A Mr. Wrong
First, And You Fucked Up And Met Mr. Worst

I Fucked A Hooker And Left Skeet On Your Backseat
And Kept On And Never Missed A Beat
And Bitch, I Lied, My Name Ain't Lance
I Lied My Way In And Outta Your Pants

I Never Played Football For Michigan State
I Lied To Your Neden And It Bit The Bait
I Never Won A Medal For Winnin A Back Stroke Race
But Bitch, I Lied To Your Face

I'm The Motherfucker That Stole Your Momma's Purse
And Watched You And Your Daddy Blame It On Her
I Lied Everyday Of Our Lives To Your Ear Holes
(you Look Really Good When You Wear Those)

[chorus]
Hey Look, I Lied And I'm Happy For It
Look How You Turned Out To Be
You're No Prize, No Prize
Hey Look, I Lied And I'm Happy For It
Look How You Turned Out To Be
You're No Prize, Girl, No Prize

Bitch, I Lied, About So Much Shit
Half The Shit, I Forget
I Tell You New Lies To Cover The Old
I Throw Hot New Shit On Top Of The Cold

Flip The Script Up And Talk You Blind
Backwards, Re-enactment, Rewind
Tangle The Topic, Have You Blamin You
For The Fucked Up Shit I Do

I Told You I Owned A Mcdonald's In Thailand
(and You Bought That Shit, Damn)
I Told You That Al Pacino Was My Man
(and You Bought That Shit, Damn)
I Told You A Whole Lotta Shit Cuz I Can
(and You Bought That Shit, Damn)
You're No Brize, Bitch, No Prize

[chorus]
Hey Look, I Lied And I'm Happy For It
Look How You Turned Out To Be
You're No Prize, No Prize
Hey Look, I Lied And I'm Happy For It
Look How You Turned Out To Be
You're No Prize, Girl, No Prize