I Sat Down And Wrote This Letter

Telling You That I Felt Better

Since You¡¯d Gone And I Was Free

I¡¯m So Happy



I Have So Little Time To Spare Now

I¡¯m Wanted Almost Everywhere Now

I Make Out Like Casanova

Friends Are Always Coming Over



I Signed My Name As If I Meant It

Sealed It With A Kiss And Sent It

The Letter Had Improved My Mood

Happy In My Solitude



But Halfway Home I Changed My Tune

And When I Saw My Lonely Room

The Mirror Caught My Eye

When I Sit Down I Cry



Big Lie, Small World

Big Lie, Small World



I Had To Intercept That Letter

Telling You That I Was Better

I Raced To Catch The Postman¡¯s Van

He Was Leaving As I Ran



I Miss The Bus I Miss The Train

I End Up Walking In The Rain

Big Dog Chased Me Down The Street

I Hadn't Had A Bite To Eat



Feeling Sorry For Myself

Wishing I Was Someone Else

I Walked Across The City

'Cause I Couldn¡¯t Stand Your Pity



Big Lie, Small World

Big Lie, Small World



The Place You Live Looks Opulent

And Obviously A Higher Rent

Than Our Cosy Little Room

I Had This Sense Of Doom



The Landlord Says You¡¯re Out Of Town

That Your New Boyfriend¡¯s Always Around

The Hour Was Getting Late

So I Sit Down And Wait



Here¡¯s The Postman With My Letter

Coming Down The Path, He¡¯d Better

Give That Thing To Me

I Have To Make Him See



Begging Doesn¡¯t Do The Trick

He Thinks That I¡¯m A Lunatic

And Then Who Comes Upon The Scene

But Your New Boyfriend Mr. Clean



I Hit The Postman, Hit Your Lover

Grabbed The Letter Ran For Cover

The Police Arrived In Time For Tea

Said They¡¯d Like To Question Me



I Can Only Curse My Fate

I Have To Face The Magistrate

It Hasn¡¯t Been The Best Of Days

I¡¯d Like To Fly Away



Big Lie, Small World

Big Lie, Small World