I Got The Style But Not The Grace
I Got The Clothes But Not The Face
I Got The Bread But Not The Butter
I Got The Winda But Not The Shutter

But I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan But Heh I'm Big In Japan

I Got The House But Not The Deed
I Got The Horn But Not The Reed
I Got The Cards But Not The Luck
I Got The Wheel But Not The Truck

But Heh I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan

I Got The Moon I Got The Cheese I Got The Whole Damn Nation
On Its Knees I Got The Rooster I Got The Crow
I Got The Ebb I Got The Flow

I Got The Powder But Not The Gun
I Got The Dog But Not The Bun
I Got The Clouds But Not The Sky
I Got The Stripes But Not The Tie

But Heh I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan

Heh Ho They Love The Way I Do It
Heh Ho There's Really Nothing To It

I Got The Moon I Got The Cheese
I Got The Whole Damn Nation On Their Knees
I Got The Rooster I Got The Crow
I Got The Ebb I Got The Flow

I Got The Sizzle But Not The Steak
I Got The Boat But Not The Lake
I Got The Sheets But Not The Bed
I Got The Jam But Not The Bread

But Heh I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan I'm Big In Japan
I'm Big In Japan, I'm Big In Japan