Now Betty Was Your Average Ordinary Girl
Never Wanted Very Much Out Of This World
Just An Occasional Dinner And Twirl, From A Regular Guy

So Betty Sat Up One Lonely Night
Trying To Figure Out What A Man Might Like
Then Like A Bolt Right Out Of The Blue, She Got Herself A Plan

Betty's Got A Bass Boat, Betty's Got A Truck, All Of A Sudden Things Are Looking Up
She's The Most Popular Girl In Town, Since She Got A New Camper And A Huntin' Hound
Might Be Coincidental, Oh You Just Might Never Know
Oh, But Things Sure Got A Lot Better Since Betty Got A Bass Boat

Now Lately Getting A Date Isn't All That Hard
There's A Half A Dozen Bubba's Fightin' In The Yard
She Won 'em Over With Her Southern Charm, And A Satellite Dish

Now Betty Can't Believe Her Popularity
She's Thinkin 'bout Marketing Her Recipe
So Ironic And The Funny Thing Is, She Never Even Liked To Fish

Betty's Got A Bass Boat, Betty's Got A Truck, All Of A Sudden Things Are Looking Up
She's The Most Popular Girl In Town, Since She Got A New Camper And A Huntin' Hound
Might Be Coincidental, Oh You Just Might Never Know
Oh, But Things Sure Got A Lot Better Since Betty Got A Bass Boat

She's Got Bowling Shoes, She Can't Lose
She's Got Those Boys Just Blowin' Their Fuse
She's Got A Big Screen, She's In The In Scene
They're Ever Gonna Make Her Strawberry Queen

Betty's Got A Bass Boat, Betty's Got A Truck, All Of A Sudden Things Are Looking Up
She's The Most Popular Girl In Town, Since She Got A New Camper And A Huntin' Hound
Might Be Coincidental, Oh You Just Might Never Know
Oh, But Things Sure Got A Lot Better Since Betty Got A Bass Boat