Betty Botter Bought Some Butter,
"But," She Said, "the Butter's Bitter;
If I Put It In My Batter,
It Will Make My Batter Bitter;
But A Bit Of Better Butter,
That Would Make My Batter Better."

So She Bought A Bit Of Butter,
Better Than Her Bitter Butter,
And She Put It In Her Batter,
And The Batter Was Not Bitter;
So 'twas Better Betty Botter
Bought A Bit Of Better Butter.