(Intro)
I Figured Since I Wrote A Song About You Know God And Jesus And All That I Would Have To Give The Opposition Even Time.

(Song)
Ever Since First Man Has Walked This Earth I Have Been Here
To Whisper Seeds Of Doubt And Evil Thoughts Into His Ear
I Am The Beast, The Outcast Angel Fallen From On High
I Go By Many Names By There Is One You Cannot Deny
My Name Is Satan, Hi Everybody!
Ahh, Let Me Tell You A Little About Myself
My Friends All Call Me Old Scratch And I Am A Capricorn
My Turn Ons Are Romantic Walks And Killing The Unborn
I've Got Little Devil Horns, And A Little Goatee,
Little Devil Eyes To Help A Little Devil See
Little Cloven Hoofs That Make It Kinda Hard To Ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles

My Real Name Is Beelzebub, But You Can Call Me Beelz
I Love To Watch Fox News And Then Go Club Some Baby Seals
Then I'll Take A Bubble Bath And Drink A Zinfandel
Try To Wash Off That Baby Seal Smell
And Then I'll Make A Toast To Me
Hey, Here's To My Hell..
Th… My Name Is Satan. Ah Hah!

To Carry On Evil Ways I Went And Had A Son
And Now He Makes His Living As A Singing Comedian
I'm In Every Zeppelin Album
I'm In All Rush Limbaugh's Rants
I'm The Reason That The Boston Red Sox Even Had A Chance

And If I Want To Eat Your Soul, I'll Just Throw It On A Griddle.
I Don't Need To Make A Deal, I Don't Need To Tell A Riddle
And Fuck Charlie Daniels I Don't Care If He Can Fiddle
I'm Satan.

The Devil Went Down To Georgia, He Was Looking For A Soul To Steal
That's Fucking Bullshit Because I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead In Georgia
Ok, It's Like Oh My God!
Six, Six, Six!

(outro)
Satan! Look, That's Just How I Picture Him. You Fucking Think Of Whatever You Want.