(feat. Cyndi Lauper)

[Cindy Lauper:]
Sewed Everything You Said
Together In A Thread
Repeating In My Mind
Each Word Like A Rhyme
Like A Penny Serenade
Looking Through His Song
He Said The Record's Overplayed
But Where Did I Go Wrong

[Nellie McKay:]
You Never Stayed At First
Could Not Commit The Time
Ignored All The Quirks
But He Still Did The Crime
And When He Goes Away
I Know You'll Call And Cry

[Cindy Lauper:]
And When He Calls Up To Tell
Now I'm Gonna Cry

[Nellie McKay:]
But I Know You're Mine
When You're On The Line

[Cindy Lauper:]
Is It Something I Said

[Nellie McKay:]
Would You Let Him Walk Away

[Cindy Lauper:]
Got It Stuck In My Head

[Nellie McKay:]
Don't You Hear A Word I Say

[Cindy Lauper:]
Is It Something I Said

[Nellie McKay:]
Every Night The Same Old Moan
It's Ahhh, I'm Waiting Till My Joe Comes Home

Everytime He Asks Me How I Feel
When I Tell Him, The Phone Goes Dead

[Nellie McKay:]
I'm The Queen Of QVC
You're Leaning On My Ear
You Mean The World To Me
Though The Connection Isn't Clear
Like My Ink Sputs 78's
Convenient When You're Low

[Cindy Lauper:]
Feel Like An Antelope On A Nature Show
Oh No!
I Guess I Gotta Go

[Nellie McKay:]
But I Know You're Mine
When You're On The Line

[Cindy Lauper:]
Is It Something I Said

[Nellie McKay:]
Would You Let Him Walk Away

[Cindy Lauper:]
Got It Stuck In My Head

[Nellie McKay:]
Don't You Hear A Word I Say

[Cindy Lauper:]
Is It Something I Said

[Nellie McKay:]
Everytime We're On The Phone
It's Ahhh, I'm Waiting Till My Joe Comes Home

[Cindy Lauper:]
Hey !

[Nellie McKay:]
Cast Away Romance

[Cindy Lauper:]
What's It Gonna Take

[Nellie McKay:]
No Knights With Shiny Armor

[Cindy Lauper:]
Hey !

[Nellie McKay:]
Try A Different Dance
Oh, I'm A Real Bee Charmer

[Cindy Lauper:]
Well I Scold And I Scratched To Make Him Stay
But He Don't Wanna Know From Me
Why That Old Alley Cat, He Runs Away

[Nellie McKay:]
Lock The Door And Lose The Key

[Cindy Lauper:]
Is It Something I Said

[Nellie McKay:]
Would You Let Him Walk Away

[Cindy Lauper:]
I Got It Stuck In My Head

[Nellie McKay:]
Don't You Hear A Word I Say

[Cindy Lauper:]
Is It Something I Said

[Nellie McKay:]
Every Night The Same Trombone
It's Ahhh, I'm Waiting Till My Joe Comes Home

[Cindy Lauper:]
Hey !

[Nellie McKay:]
Let's Forget Romance
Let's Correct Romance
With Knights In Shiny Armor

What's It Gonna Take
Try A Different Dance
Oh, I'm A Real Bee Charmer...