You Walk Into The Room - With Your Pencil In Your Hand


You See Somebody Naked And You Say: Who's That Man


You Try So Hard But, You Don't Understand


Just What You'll Say When You Get Home


Because Somethin' Is Happenin' Here


But You Don't Know What It Is -


Do You - Mister Jones?


You Raise Your Head - And You Ask. Is This Where It Is?


And Somebody Points To You And Says It's His


And Somebody Else Says Well What Is


And You Say Oh My God - Am I Here All Alone?


You Hand In Your Ticket - And You Go Watch The Geek


Who Immediately Walks Up To You -


When He Hears You Speak - And Says -


Now Does It Feel To Be Such A Freak


And You Say "impossible" As He Hands You A Bone


Bridqe:


You Have Many Contacts - Among The Lumber Jacks


To Get You Facts When Someone. Attacks Your Imagination


But Nobody Has Any Respect


Anyway They Already Expect You - To All Give A Check To The Tax-deductable


Charity Organizations -


Aah - You've Been With The Professors


And They've All Liked Your Looks


With Great Lawyers You Have Discussed


Leppers & Crooks - You've Been Through All Of Their


Scott Fitzgeraid Books - You're Very Well Read. It’s Well Known


Well The Sword Swallower - He Comes Up To You


And Then He Kneels - He Crosses Himself


And He Clicks His Highheels


And Without Further Notice - He Asks You


How It Feels - And He Says: Here Is Your Throat Back


Thanks For The Loan!


Now You See This One - Eyed Midget


Shouting The Word "Now" - And You Say


For What Reason - And He Says How


And You Say: What Does This Mean


And He Screams Back - You're A Cow


Give Me Some Milk Or Else Go Home


Well You Walk Into The Room


Like A Camel And Then You Frown


You Put Your Eyes In Your Pocket


And Your Nose On The Ground


There Ought To Be A Law


Against You Comin' Around


You Should Be Made To Wear Earphones