Your Mommy Always Said Don't Take Those Boys To Bed

It Might Feel Good Today But In 9 Months You'll Pay

I Know It's Your First Time I'm Gonna Make You Feel Just Fine

You Say You Never Did And You're Really Unprepared



Don't You Worry, Don't You Fret

I've Got A Method That Ain't Thought Of Yet

Put It In And Pull It Out

Slap It On Your Back And Watch It Spout



I Don't Think You'll Mind If I Take Ya From Behind

Get You On Your Hands And Knees, Put Your Mind At Ease

Feel The Throbbing What A Treat As The Wax Begins To Heat

I Think It's Almost There, Gonna Pull It Out With Care



Backwaxed, Backwaxed, You're Being Backwaxed

Backwaxed, Backwaxed, You're Being Backwaxed



Ow, I Think Things Are Coming Through

??? Looks Good On You

Now The Shine Is On Your Back

Feel The Heat Of The Wax Attack