(feat. Stewie)

[Singers:]
Here Is The Tale Of A Babysitting Job,
The Baby Is Something Of A Snob,

[Stewie:]
Oh, Go Fuck Yourselves

[Singers:]
So Listen Very Closely, And You'll Find
That What They Say Is Not The Same As What's On Their Minds

[Haylie:]
Aren't You A Cute Little Boy

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Look At That Melon Shaped Head

[Stewie:]
Having You Here Is A Joy

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
And In An Hour You'll Be Dead

[Haylie:]
Sit On My Knee

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Please Don't Go Poo

[Stewie:]
Nice Place To Be

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This One's For You

[Both:]
Babysitting Is A Bum Deal

[Haylie:]
Why Don't We Watch Will & Grace

[Thought:]
Jesus, Do I Need A Smoke

[Stewie:]
Jack Puts A Smile On My Face

[Thought:]
Oh, What A Surprise, A Gay Joke

[Haylie:]
I Like Your House

[Thought:]
The Ceiling Has Cracks

[Stewie:]
I Like Your Blouse

[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx

[Both:]
Babysitting Is A Bum Deal

[Singers:]
So They Sat As Time Went By

[Haylie:]
Slowly As Time Could Go

[Singers:]
The Baby Blarred, And Softly Cursed

[Stewie:]
Cause Her Lips, And Her Skirt, And Her Shoes,
And Her Hair Made Her Look Like A Hoe

[Haylie:]
Time For Your Bottle My Sweet

[Thought:]
This Little Brat Smells Like Piss

[Stewie:]
Alway's A Succulent Treat

[Thought:]
While I Suck That, You Suck This

[Haylie:]
Aren't You A Sight

[Thought:]
Look At Him Drool

[Stewie:]
You're A Delight

[Thought:]
Damn You, You Fool

[Both:]
Babysitting Is A Bum Deal

[Singers:]
The Diaper Change Was Quite A Job

[Haylie:]
The Grossest I've Ever Seen

[Singers:]
The Baby Smiled And Took A Breath

[Stewie:]
And I Grunted And Pooped Out A Poop,
That Looked Something Like Matthew Modine

[Haylie:]
Someday You Might Meet A Girl

[Thought:]
Yeah, She's Gonna Be Your Right Hand

[Stewie:]
Maybe It's You My Sweet Pearl

[Thought:]
Darling, I'd Rather Fuck Sand

[Haylie:]
Have A Good Night

[Thought:]
You Little Creep

[Stewie:]
Have A Good Night

[Thought:]
Die In Your Sleep

[Both:]
Babysitting Is A Bum Deal
Babysitting Is A Bum Deal