I Don't Know About Your Brain But Mine Is Really Bossy

I Come Home From A Day On The Golf Course And I Find All These Messages Scribbled On Wrinkled Up Scraps Of Paper

And They Say Thing Like: Why Don't You Get A Real Job?

Or: You And What Army?

Or: Get A Horse.

And Then I Hear This Voice Comin From The Back Of My Head

Uh Huh (Whoa-ho) Yep!

It's My Brain Again

And When My Brain Talks To Me,

He Says: Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Take Me Out To The Park

Take Me To The Movies

Cause I Love To Sit In The Dark

Take Me To Tahiti

Cause I Love To Be Hot

And Take Me Out On The Town Tonight

Cause I Know The New Hot Spot.

He Says: Babydoll! Ooo Oo Oo Babydoll Ooo

He Says: Babydoll! I Love It When You Come When I Call Babydoll!

You Don't Have To Talk I Know It All Babydoll!

Ooo Oo Oo Babydoll Ooo

Well I'm Sitting Around Trying To Write A Letter I'm Wracking My Brains Trying To Think Of Another Word For Horse

I Ask My Brain For Some Assistance.

And He Says: Huh...Let's See...How About Cow? That's Close.

He Says: Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Take Me Out To The Park

Take Me To The Movies

Cause I Love To Sit In The Dark

Take Me To Your Leader

And I Say: Do You Mean George?

And He Says: I Just Want To Meet Him

And I Say: Come On I Mean I Don't Even Know George!

And He Says: Babydoll! Ooo Oo Oo Babydoll Ooo

He Says: Babydoll! I Love It When You Come When I Call Babydoll!

You Don't Have To Talk I Know It All Babydoll!

Ooo Oo Oo Babydoll Ooo Babydoll! Babydoll! Ooo Oo Oo Babydoll! Babydoll! Ooo Oo Oo Babydoll! Babydoll! Ooo Oo Oo