B Or Not A B?
That Is The Question.
Whether 'tis The Second Letter Of The Alphabet, Or Some Other Merry Letter.
(He Raises The Letter B And Gazes Upon It)
B Or Not A B?
This Letter Doth Have A Stiff, Straight Back.
And The Word "back" Begineth With B!
B Or Not A B?
This Letter Doth Have Two Bumps In The Front.
And I Reckon The Word "bump" Begineth With B!
Zoons, The Word "begineth" Begineth With B!
If "begineth" Be A Word.
Now, By My Sword, I Declare, B Or Not A B, 'tis B!
Good Night, Sweet B.
(He Kisses The Lucky Letter B!)