Well I Was Driving Down I95 The Other Night

Somebody Nearly Cut Me Right Off The Road

I Decided It Wasn't Gonna Do Any Good To Get Mad

So I Wrote A Song About Him Instead



It Goes Like This:



Were You Born An Asshole

Or Did You Work At It Your Whole Life?

Either Way It Worked Out Fine

'Cause You're An Asshole Tonight



Yes You're An A - S - S - H - O - L - E

And Don'tcha Try To Blame It O Me

You Deserve All The Credit

You're An Asshole Tonight



You Were An Asshole Yesterday

You're An Asshole Tonight

I've Got A Feeling

You'll Be An Asshole The Rest Of Your Life



I Was Talking To Your Mother

Just The Other Night

I Told Her I Thought You Were An Asshole

She Said "Yes, I Think You're Right"



And All Your Friends Are Assholes

'Cause You've Known Them Your Whole Life

And Somebody Told Me

You've Got An Asshole For A Wife



Were You Born An Asshole

Or Did You Work At It Your Whole Life?

Either Way It Worked Out Fine

'Cause You're An Asshole Tonight