So Here I Am, Trying To Be The Man, Right

Using My Gun To See At Night, Sleeping With My Flash Light

In The Afterlife I Hope The AC Works

So While I Wait Well I'ma Pass Out And Taste This Curb

And She Attacked With Flirts, Smacked My Nerves

There In That Black Skirt

Got My Nature So Hard It Made My Back Hurt

I Cracked A Smirk Cuz I Was Dumb And Drunk

She Gave Wink And A Smile And Dropped A Quarter In My Cup

Man, People Are Kind Of Odd So I Keep My Eyebrow Raised

I Only Hear The Words For What They Mean, Know What I Mean?

And I Do Believe In God Cuz I Keep Comin Across All These Fine Woman



With Low Self Esteem, You Know What I Mean?

I Got Attention Deficet, I've Got The Bedroom Eyes

I've The Storms In My Head, I've Got My Telephone Voice

I've Got To Make A Decision Of Whether I Live Or Die

I'd Rather Just Run Cuz Either Way It's One Hell Of A Choice



[Chorus]

My Car Is Like My Own Personal Universe

She's My Drug And It Only Takes Twelve Bucks To Fill 'er Up

But In My Galaxy There Ain't No Room For Earth

So I'm Leavin It Cuz I Can Feel The Oil Pressure Building Up

Turning Over The Ignition Of My Solar System

Check The Gauges, Push In The Tape, Put My Foot On The Break

Shift Existance Light My Cigarette

And Take It State To State Until I Crash Into My Fate



Now I'm Giving Back Everything They Gave Me, Not A Damn Thing

It'll Take Me More Than A Good DJ To Save Me, And I'm Not Dancing

I Can't Seem To Make Up My Bed, Much Less My Mind

So I'm A Take Another Puff To My Head, And Press Rewind

I Wish This Car Had Cruise Control, So I Could Rest My Legs

I've Got This Itch To Prove My Soul, And Test My Fate

Doing Hunny(hundred) In A Sixty Five, Got Stopped By A Copper

Caught, Spotted, And Radared By A Chopper

Wisconsin-style, Over The Limit By Forty Miles

Why'd She Smile?, Cuz I Ain't Been Around Here For A Long While

Grabbed My Paper, Gave Her Thanks?, Have A Nice Day

Yo, Word Of Advice, Trad