How Many Bands Have Wrote This Song Before?


I Can Name At Least Fifty


I Bet You Could Name A Hundred More.


There's Over A Couple Hundred Chord Progressions Around


Will Someone Tell Me Who Decided


They'd Run This One Into The Ground?


I'm Putting A Stop To It Once And For All.


I'm Putting My Fist Right Through The Wall


I'm Telling You One And All...


You Better Not Write This Stupid Song Again.


"I've Got A Little Plan, So Listen Up.


We Could Write A Four Chord Wonder


And Make A Million Bucks."


No Need To Mention Names


Cause You Know Who You Are.


Take Word Of My Advice


Or I'll Break Your Guitar.


I Think It's Time To Set Things Straight.


I Just Wrote The Song I Hate,


And I'll Write It Again And Again And Again.