Hey Man I Gotta Tell You A Story

Listen Man What I Go To Say

It Took Place Here In A Sunny Afternoon

And There Was Nothing To Do

We Were All Very Hungry And Had Nothing To Eat

So We Started To Search For Food

Some Time Later We Found A Deli-store

But This Wasn't What We Wanted

Junk Food Is The Only Exception

Junk Food Is The Rule Over Everything

Junk Food And Some Chocolate Ice-cream

Junk Food Is That What We Want

We Skated Downhill On The Sidewalks Of Mainstreet

And Finally We Found The Right Store

As We Came Very Close To The Great Holy Place

We Begun To See Our Faves

Oreo - The Chocolate Sandwich

Chocomel - Number One Drink Of Holland

Kit Kat - The British Waffelsnack

Bazooka - The Best Chewing Gum



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If You're Hungry And Have No Idea What To Eat

The Only Answer Is: Junk Food That Is What We Want



In The Store Were Five Cute Looking Girlies

And We Asked Them For The Best Teeth Killer

They Were Not Interested In Answering Our Questions

'cause Sex Was On Their Minds

We Were Thinking Now If We Should Take Off With Them

We Said No To This Great Offer

The Girls Were Surprised And Asked For An Explanation

I Said Junk Food Is What We Want

M&M's - The Chocolate Candies

Raider - The Double Snack

31 - The USA Ice - Cream



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At Five O'clock After The Great Delicious Meal

We Met At The Rehearsal Room

Suddenly The Door Went Open

And The Five Girls Came With More Stuff

Oreos - For Mr.Cash

M&M's For Psycho II Ant Mr.T

Chocomel For Mr.Hoo P

Milky Way For Mr.Space Man



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