I′m Just A Teenage Sass Pants
I'm Just A Teenage Sass Pants
I′m Just A Teenage Sass Pants
Oh, It's Candid You Caught Me, I Always Make It Happen
Gave Him A Hollywood Smile And He Liked My Accent
You Fiending Little Boy? I Know You Need Some
Plus-sized Pudgy Boys, Tweedle-dee-dum
Get To Snacking And Battle Axing
Outta Breath And You Heart-attackin'
Circle-whacking, Who Gets To Take Rome?
None Of Y′all Motherfuckers, Pack Up And Go Home
Panting Like Puppies, You Love The Taste
I′ll Be Around For A While, Cool The Haste
Hot Stuff, Wants Me To Call Him Boss
Well, I'm A Habanero Pepper, You Can Lick My Sauce
Ooh, You Can Lick My Sauce

So, All My Cool Kittens, Put Your Claws In The Sky
Stub Out Your Joints Like It′s 4:25
And Gimme Something I Can Thrust To
Gimme Something I Can Thrust To
Boys, Put Your Drawers In The Sky
Fly 'em Like A Flag On The 4th Of July
Gimme Something I Can Thrust To
Do I Done Does This Thing? Yeah, I Must Do

Ooh, I′m A Saucy Salad And I'd Like You To Toss Me
Us Three Can Doodle Bop In Some Soft Sheets
Fucking Obscure, You Can Blink And Miss It
Think I′ll Pay Him A Visit, My Life Coach Is In Prison
And I Have A Staring Problem, My Gazes Linger
Bug-eyed Glasses, Thick As Chubby Baby Fingers
Lips Locking Like I'm Glued To Your Mouth
Gave Your Girlfriend Head On My Studio Couch
Wow, It's A Scandal How Can A World Handle
A Foul-mouth Girl With A Plan To Dismantle
Your Ideas Of What Ladies Should Do
I Don′t Owe You Shit, I Bid You Adieu
You A Salty Little Pretzel, I Ain′t Aiming To Please
Post-lunch Snacking, Dip You In Nacho Cheese, Ay

So, All My Cool Kittens, Put Your Claws In The Sky
Stub Out Your Joints Like It's 4:25
And Gimme Something I Can Thrust To
Gimme Something I Can Thrust To
Boys, Put Your Drawers In The Sky
Fly ′em Like A Flag On The 4th Of July
Gimme Something I Can Thrust To
G-g-gimme Something I Can Thrust To

Do I Done Does This Thing? Yeah, I Must Do
Do I Done Does This Thing? Yeah, I Must Do
Do I Done Does This Thing? Yeah, I Must Do
Machete For A Tongue, It's A Jungle I Cut Through