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Christmas Is Almost Here (x3)
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's Just Five Days Till Christmas, I Haven't Done A Thing
Don't Even Have A Christmas Tree, I Am Panicking
Most Lots Are All Sold Out, I Search Until The Night
I End Up With A Grubby Shrub With A Case Of Blight

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It's Four Days Till Christmas, Still Have To Decorate
Spend Hours In The Basement Until I Find The Crate
Of Lights And Bulbs And Popcorn Strings, Tangled In A Knot
Then I Spend The Day Separating What I've Got

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It's Three Days Till Christmas, I Spent All Day Writing Cards
I Started Writing Letters Now I Just Say "best Regards"
I Shove 'em In A Mailbox And To The Mall I Go
To Get Gifts For Jim And Jane And Tim And Uncle Joe (and Aunt Mavis And Grandma And ....)

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Two Days Till Christmas, A Million Things To Do
Clean The House, Put On Tea, Company Is Due
Where Are My In-laws, They Should Have Shown Up
I Bet They're At The Airport I Forgot To Pick Them Up

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Christmas Is Here

It's Finally Christmas, The Kids Wake Me Up At Five
I Fall Downstairs A Messy Haired Zombie, Half-alive
Spend All Day Serving Company, Then Fall Down Inert
If These Are My Holidays I'd Rather Stay At Work