I Loved A Girl Named Sandyface,


She Lived Outside Of Town


In A Tent Made Of Diapers


In The Sand She Laid Face Down


She Had A Pillow Of Cactus


And Her Bed Was Desert Land


I Suppose The Call Her Sandyface


Because Her Face Was Covered In Sand





And I Remember Her Sandy Face


And I Remember Her Sandy Smile





That Sandy Was The Apple


Of Many Bloodshot Eyes


And One Day She Fell Victim


To A Sheep In Wolf's Disguise


They Said A Man With Banana Bread


And A Beehive On His Chin


Sold My Love To The Grateful Dead


Stole Her Land And Then Cashed In





There's A One-eyed Dog


With Horns Like A Yak,


Wax Lips And A Broken Back


His Feet In Front Face The Opposite


Of His Hind Legs In The Back


He Tried To Save That Sandy Girl


From The City Man Disease


But Was Stung To Death


By All The Pets


Of The Man With The Beard Of Bees





Oh, Sandyface


I Do Recall


Oh, Sandyface


I Could Not Do It All!





Dr. Rock Was On A Jog


Saw My Dear In The Parking Lot


Selling Grilled Cheese Sandwiches


In Hippy Slavery


Dr. Rock Tried To Free My Love


But He Had No Gun


So He Dialed Me Collect


On 10-10-321


I Got The Call From Dr. Rock


Raced Down To The Scene


But Sandy Had Been Swept Away


Into The Rainbow Sea





Swim, Swim Away


Oh, Sandy


Swim So Far Away From Him


Swim Far Away From This Place


Just Keep That Sand On That Face!





But It Was Too Late....





I Went Back To That Stinky Place


Where I First Met My Sandy, But


Whitey And His Beard Of Bees


Had Built A Pizza Hut


So I Bought A Slice In Memory


Poured Sand On The Cheese


And As I Ate


Off That Sandy Plate


I Missed My One-eyed Dog





And Now It's Over


The Tide Has Washed Her Face


And Now It's





Oh Sandyface


I Do Recall


Oh Sandyface


I Could Not