Well I Remember My First Day At Public School


I Was Very Scared Of Getting Pummeled


And Sure Enough I Did At First Recess


I Got Pegged In The Head By A Big Red Ball


It Stung And My Head Hung


Back To Class With A Bloody Nose


And Soon It Was Lunchtime





Mom Said I Should Ask About How Poor Kids Can Get Fed


So I Got A Book Of Tickets And A Schedule And It Read:


Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco


Wednesday - Hamburgers And Chocolate Milk


Thursday - Sloppy Joes And Burritos In A Bag


Friday Was Pizza Day, The Best Day Of The Week


All The Kids Would Line Up Super Early Just To Eat





Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco


Wednesday - Hamburgers And Chocolate Milk


Thursday - Sloppy Joes And Burritos In A Bag


Friday Was Pizza Day, The Best Day Of The Week


It Always Came With Salad And A Side Of Cold Green Beans





Hooray For Pizza Day


Hooray For Pizza Day


I Miss Pizza Day


The Best Day Of The Week





Well, I Remember My First Day In Jr. High


I Had Hairspray In My Hair


And My Pants Were Way Too Tight


And All The Breakers And New Wavers


And The Rockers And The Preps


Would All Be In Their Places


On The Front Lawn Or The Steps


I Hung Out With Some Punker Kids


Who Used To Make Me Laugh


I Got Thrown In The Dumpster


By Some Rich Kids Near The Café





As Time Went On We Figured Out


It Was Totally Uncool


To Eat The Welfare Lunch


Provided By The School


So In Poser-punker Fashion


We Just Mooched Off All The Kids


And Lived Off Eating Candy Bars


And Bags Of Nacho Chips





Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco


Wednesday - Hamburgers And Chocolate Milk


Thursday - Sloppy Joes And Burritos In A Bag


Friday Was Pizza Day, The Best Day Of The Week


It Always Came With Salad And A Side Of Cold Green Beans





Hooray For Pizza Day


Hooray For Pizza Day


I Miss Pizza Day


The Best Day Of The Week





Well Now I'm Out Of School


And I Don't Have A Job