Use To Have An Old Banjo,

It Was All Strung Up With Twine,

And The Only Song You Could Hear Me Sing Was,

I Wish That Gal Was Mine.

Well, I Wish That Gal Was Mine, Boys.

I Wish That Gal Was Mine,

And The Only Song You Could Hear Me Sing,

Was I Wish That Gal Was Mine.



Whoa Mule, You Kicking Mule,

Whoa Mule, I Say,

I Ain't Got Time To Kiss You Now,

My Mule Has Run Away.



Took My Wife To The Barn Yard,

And I Sit Her Down To Supper,

Well, She Got Choked On A Turkey Leg,

And Stuck Her Nose In The Butter.



Stuck Her Nose In The Butter,

Stuck Her Nose In The Butter,

Well, She Got Choked On A Turkey Leg,

And Stuck Her Nose In The Butter.



Whoa Mule, You Kicking Mule,

Whoa Mule, I Say,

Tie A Knot In That Old Mules Tail,

Before He Runs Away.



Your Face Is Like A Coffee Pot,

Your Nose Is Like A Spout,

Your Mouth Is Like A Fireplace,

With All The Ashes Out.



Well, With All The Ashes Out, Boys,

With All The Ashes Out,

Your Mouth Is Like A Fireplace,

With All The Ashes Out.



Whoa Mule, You Kicking Mule,

Whoa Mule, I Say,

I Ain't Got Time To Kiss You Now,

My Mule Has Run Away.

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