[chorus:]

Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're Gay [x4]



You Volunteer For Charity Work-you're Gay

You Care About The Environment-you're Gay

You're A Ballet Dancer-you're Gay

You're A Cake Decorator-you're Gay



[chorus]



You Subscribe To Honcho-you're Gay

You Go To Fashion Shows-you're Gay

You Love Playing Hacky Sack-you're Gay

You Go To Poetry Readings-you're Gay



Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're Gay