No One Cares What You Say,no One Gives A Shit About Norway

No One Can Stand The Way You Talk,except Your Girlfriend,the Greasy Wop



[1st Chorus:]

Everyone Mistakes You For A Jew

Your Best Friend Is You [x2]



You Have Hook Nose Like A Fucking Jew

Your Best Friend Is You [x2]



No One Cares About What You Wrote,you're Nothing But A Spic,a 5 Foot Joke

Every Show You Book Is A Fucking Flop,you're A Fucking Midget And Your Broad's A Wop



[2nd Chorus:]

No One Cares What Your Last Show Drew

Your Best Friend Is You [x2]



You're About As Tall As Tattoo

Your Best Friend Is You [x2]



Your Favorite Letter's F

Flunk-you Flunked Out Of School

Flop-every Show That You Do

Fail-every Class That You Take

Friends-not One You Can Make