Your Characters Supposed To Be 40

But You Have To Be At Least 80

The Make-up Department Should Win An Emmy

For Making People Think Your Alive



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Chuck Norris- You're Really Fucking Old



You're The Worst Singer I Have Ever Heard

You're Even Worse Than I Am

You Should Be Climbing Out Of A Grave

While You Sing The Fucking Theme Song



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You Look Like You Just Got Embalmed

And Were Shopping For A Coffin

Your Partner Looks Fucking Stupid

Being Black And Wearing A Cowboy Hat