I Saw You Buying A Pearl Jam Record,and I Noticed That You're Gay

I Saw You Hanging Around In Allston,and I Noticed That You're Gay

I Saw You Riding Around On Your Rollerblades,and I Noticed That You're Gay

I Saw You Getting Your Tongue Pierced,and I Noticed That You're Gay

I Heard You Spend All Day On The Internet,and I Noticed That You're Gay

I Saw You Drinking A Frappucino,and I Noticed That You're Gay

I Saw You Wearing A Fucking Tree Shirt,and I Noticed That You're Gay

You've Got A Tribal Tattoo, And I Noticed That You're Gay